Live revolves around yarn! Oh, and of course crochet!
It does, doesn’t it?
So many things in life would be better, brighter and of course a heap more fun if they were based on, or changed to crochet.
To this end I have been looking at famous quotes and I may have been just a tiny bit on the peckish (hungry) side when I added quotes about chocolate, (well they used to be about chocolate, before I got to them).
Let’s face it, I was also bored!
You may well think I have too much time on my hands if I can bother to play around with famous quotes, but this is most definately not true.
I have a super secret crochet pattern test running at present and another blanket about to head out to testing. I also have more designs all drawn out and awaiting the day when they will get their turn at coming to life.
In fact when things are rather quiet I can hear these designs calling to me. It is sort of like when you have your kids in the car and they are stating (every two minutes) ‘Are we there yet’. But these designs are calling ‘Is it my turn yet’. I usually tell them that their turn will come one day, but not today! Of course they then tend to whimper and cry a bit, which can be so annoying!
Enjoy these Famous Quotes and how I personally think they should have been said. (Bold shows what I have changed).
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes crochet.
Sandra Boynton
If there’s no crochet in Heaven, I’m not going.
Jane Seabrook
Knitting is only a fad. Crochet is a permanent thing.
Milton Hershey
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew crochet.
Sandra Boynton
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry a crochet hook instead.
George Bernard Shaw
The way to a woman’s heart is through truth and trust. Well, all except mine. Mine is through crochet.
Taylor E. Bennet
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European yarn which is, for sure, better than sex.
Alicia Silverstone
Happiness. Simple as a ball of handspun yarn or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
Joanne Harris
Always remember that your crochet is absolutely unique. Just like everyone else’s. Margaret Mead
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their crochet. Eleanor Roosevelt
Tell me to crochet and I forget. Teach me to crochet and I remember. Buy me yarn and I learn. Benjamin Franklin
The best and most beautiful crochet in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller
It is during our darkest moments that we must crochet to see the light. Aristotle
Whoever is happy to crochet will make others happy too. Anne Frank
Do not go where the crochet may lead, go instead where there is no crochet and leave a trail of yarn. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Spread crochet everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving with a crochet doily. Mother Teresa
When you reach the end of your crochet, tie a knot in it and hang on. Franklin D. Roosevelt
The secret of success is to crochet uncommonly well. John D. Rockefeller Jr.
I find that the harder I crochet, the more luck I seem to have. Thomas Jefferson
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin crocheting. Walt Disney
When life gives you lemons, insist on crochet instead! Hubbard
I hope you enjoyed my variation on these quotes. Life needs a tad bit more silly in it! Oh, and a heap more crochet!
