Well, I knew there was a syndrome for everything these days, and today, I’ve discovered I’m suffering from POS—Pattern Overload Syndrome.
Sounds serious!
Well… it could be.
Definition of POS (Pattern Overload Syndrome):
To be officially diagnosed, the following criteria must apply:
You must be a crochet designer.
You must have at least three reasonably complicated designs in the testing phase.
You must have at least one pattern ready (or overdue) for launch.
You must have signed on to design at least one more pattern for a company.
You must have at least three additional designs in progress—because why stop at chaos?
You must, at least once daily, stare at a tester’s corrections, take a moment, and then desperately try to remember which pattern they’re talking about.
You must have at least ten more design ideas swirling in your brain, just waiting to derail your focus.
You must be actively contemplating the best approach for at least two new designs.
Your brain must have, at some point, attempted to go on strike.
If you meet all these criteria… congratulations! You, too, may be suffering from POS.
Now, if only there were a cure that didn’t involve frogging my sanity…
*Picture shows my latest release: Heart to Heart Scarf