Batten Down The Hatches Blanket

This pattern is dedicated to Barry and Joy!

This post is simply to write about the dedication on this pattern.

Barry and Joy were my mother-in-law and father-in-law. Both were heavily involved in the local sailing/yacht club. Barry spent many years as Commodore and Joy ran the race day staff, acting as race secretary.

They passed this love of sailing onto their three son’s. I married the youngest!

Barry raced a Sabre (dingy) most weekends and my now husband raced in his 125 dingy that he had built himself. The Sabre was a one man boat and the 125 had a crew. The first Easter long weekend that I was dating my now husband, he found himself without a crew to race the Easter weekend races. I was recruited. I had never been even on a sailing boat before and had no idea what I was doing. The day had a very brisk 10 to 15 knot wind and I was shoved into a Trapeze harness and connected to a self tacking wire and we headed off to race. My husband told me how I was meant to exit the boat and hang on the wire. I did exactly as I was told and with the brisk wind I had to spring over the side and keep my feet on the gunwale and my body as horizontal as possible, to keep the dingy level. We did okay that race day and I think that was the day I first made really good friends with my future mother-in-law.


She told me I was a natural on the trapeze. I didn’t bother to tell her that I had absolutely no idea what I was doing so did exactly as her son told me to. We went on to race many, many weekends, with Barry many times running the race days (when not competing himself) and Joy keeping a watchful eye over us from either the race tower or one of the patrol boats. We did this until our family grew too large for us to be able to do so. My last race series I was 16 weeks pregnant with our second child and I know my mother-in-law was nervous the whole series watching us race in heavy winds with me out on the trap wire.

Barry and Joy loved sailing and it was part of their lives. So I thought it fitting to dedicate this blanket to them!

Looming Pattern Launches and New Designs

I am always busy! There is always something I can be doing if not in our main business, then in my own little crochet business.

The crochet hook has been working overtime over the past few months and I have lots of new things on the horizon.

At present I have 2 patterns in testing. One of these is due to be launched in 4 days time. I also have 1 new pattern design almost completed. So, lots to do!

However some days one just does not feel like playing crochet designer! Today feels more like a day to pretend I am queen of all that surrounds me. Perhaps the staff could do the work instead (if only there were any staff).

Crochet related things I have achieved today (it is only mid morning):

Answered crochet related questions✔

Wrote a blog post✔

Perused yarn sites✔

Spent time on social media re crochet✔

Conversed with other designers✔

Things I have NOT achieved YET today:

I have not checked in with my pattern testers

I have not done any on my new design

I have not finished my webpage for the new pattern launch

I have not checked the final copy of the pattern due to be launched

Excuses:

Apart from the items on the list that I have achieved, I have done a workout and drunk 2 very nice cups of tea . I run on TEA!

The new design that I have almost completed is a bit of a mind bender. I ❤ it, and can’t wait to finish it , but with 5 rounds to go, one round has approximately 400 chain loops to complete and I am getting all chained out. It is slow to write up! I am however looking forward to torturing my long suffering pattern testers with this one. MAhahahaha!

The design I am almost ready to launch has taken approx 4 months from idea conception, to completed item and now the test process. Therefore I believe it should just launch itself as I have already put in hundreds of hours on it. The webpage is also time consuming and rather boring to do. Just think of all that time that I could spend crocheting instead . Sounds fair, doesn’t it?

As for the 3rd point, all I can say is DITTO!

Yes, it will all get done! The new pattern WILL get launched. The new design Will get completed but at present I have a nice cup of tea calling my name and I may just ignore the blanket with all those chain loops, that seems to be glaring at me in defiance, daring me to finish it. They won’t beat me!

Keep your eyes 👀 wide open in the next few days (assuming I get around to finishing the webpage etc) as the new pattern (in my humble, YES humble opinion) is rather wonderful!

And to those who are wise enough to have subscribed to my webpage, there will be a discount (oh the pain of it all) on launch day. That is of course assuming I can force myself to do a (splutter, cough) DISCOUNT code! Discounts are painful!

I am hoping all will really enjoy the new design! Let me know your thoughts once it is live!

Those Little Moments!

Today I had a moment!

A split second where I had to decide whether to act my age and behave, or let the 10 year old me have free rein.

What was this moment in time? I just know you are dying to know!

I arrived at my local gym and on entering the building and viewing the stairwell, the first thing that caught my eyes was a sign. This sign and several others stated in bold letters ‘WET PAINT’.

The very first thought that popped into my head was, How wet is it! Maybe it isn’t wet at all! Maybe it’s dry and they have just left the signs there to taunt me! I could find out by touching it! Really I should just touch it!

I rounded the corner on the stairs and there was a young person with paint roller in hand working away trying very hard to ignore those arriving to the gym, stomping up and down the stairs!

At this point I am still thinking that I could just stick my finger (or hand) on the wall and see just how wet this paint is. I managed to muster all my strength and resisted this urge. Instead I casually commented to this person with the paint roller,

‘You know those signs are kind of like a dare, or challenge, just begging me to find out how wet the paint really is!’

The look on this persons face was priceless. The response ‘I certainly hope not!’

I reached the top of the stairs without managing to run my hand over the wall and after my workout I bumped into this same person. They were now painting a wall in the lower part of the building. I smiled as I exited. I was left wondering if they then made a mad dash to the stairwell to check if there were any finger marks in the paint!

So my day was quite fullfilled. I had a laugh and I think I did make the young painter smile (once they realised I was joking).

It did however get me thinking though.

This is all a bit like when you go to a yarn store. With covid times such as they are, we probably should not be touching, squishing, patting or doing anything with the yarn on the shelves. But it is there right in front of us, basically daring us to squeeze it. Yes of course this is quite a bit different than sticking your hand in freshly done paint, but still the urge to squeeze yarn is strong in this one!!!

Or maybe I am just now tipping over the edge of sanity! Perhaps I was the only person who thought about sticking their hand in wet paint!

Use the force Sue, you must resist!

Dating profile of a crazy crochet designer

Way more than you really want to know!!

Ssssssssssssh, don’t tell my husband!

So there I was, sitting with my crochet (purple yarn of course) and an advertisement for dating flashes across the TV screen. It gets me thinking about just what I would say, if I had to do a dating profile.

I am rather unsure if I would want to date me, but ah well, here goes nothing!

Details:

Older than I was yesterday, but younger than I will be by tomorrow. What does that mean you may ask? I am old and I am not saying how old!

Redhead (although I cheat a bit these days.. Okay, okay I cheat a lot and its DYED! I am getting older).

I like long walks with my dog in the rainforest especially when it is raining.

I like older cars BUT only if they are manual drive.

I do have a newer car at the moment, named Scarlet (yep I name my cars) and I cannot stand the way she beeps at me. You are too close to the car in front, you haven’t shut the boot (trunk) properly. YOU TOOK YOUR SEAT BELT OFF!

Stupid car! I am in my driveway and if I want to take my selt belt off, I darn well, will. I don’t yell at it, so why does it yell at me?

I have an older 4wd (Sam) which I prefer much better, even though it has seen better days. I used to drive around in my very old xr6 (Sally) till she finally died. She never yelled at me once! Sure she used to cough and splutter at times, but she never yelled!

I have my motorbike licence although it has been a few years since I have used it. I am at home on horseback and love most animals! I don’t love snakes!

A sticker that I have on my car

A sticker that I have on my car

I used to race 125 yachts when younger and played the part of crew. Yep the one out hanging on the end of a trapeze wire! So a couch potato type person is not for me!

I prefer people who are capable of thinking on their feet. Think MacGyver and you are on the right track and if you happen to look like a very young Richard Dean Anderson, then I can work with that! But if you cannot change your own car tyre, then move along!!!!

The ability to change a car tyre.  There will be a test on this one and if I can do it faster,  you can forget it!

The ability to change a car tyre. There will be a test on this one and if I can do it faster, you can forget it!

And if you are gonna stand back and watch me try to save the world, all on my own, then you’re not for me. You had better be right by my side, knee deep in Zombies, when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.

And if I yell ‘Grab all the essential supplies, as we are under attack’ you had better grab as much yarn as you can carry!

Things I am addicted to:

Yarn

Purple Yarn.

Working out

Cups of english breakfast tea. But let me clarify. It must be made with 2 teabags (NOT ONE). It must be strong, but with a good splash of milk. DON’T SKIMP ON THE MILK! (There will be a test on this one).

Yarn.

Did I mention Purple yarn.

Dance based workouts (which is different to just a workout).

Pump workouts.

Drawing up designs for crochet. (I have dozens all drawn up and cannot seem to stop. I need more hours in the day to make them).

Painting and 3d resin art.

Oh, and yarn, especially the purple variety.

What do I expect from a partner?

Don’t talk when I am crocheting.

Don’t talk when I am counting.

Ooh and ahh over my work.

Tell me often that I need more yarn.

And they MUST, I repeat MUST, know how to make a decent cup of tea! Note to the husband: You could up your game on this one!

Please also refer to the notes re: Zombie Apocalypse.

I can see all the prospective suitors just lining up as no doubt they will realise what a catch I am!!! But perhaps I will just stick with the husband, as after all he does totally fit my above criteria (apart from the making of a decent cup of tea. Mmmm, is that a reason for divorce I wonder?)

Oh and if you are wondering where the crochet is in this post then here is a sneak peek at my latest design. Not much of a look I know! But I have to say that I am totally loving this new design. Launch will be within the next 2 weeks!

Adopt a Dragonfly Discount Code

Oh the pain of it all!

Honestly what am I thinking at the moment? A discount of my precious dragonflies!

My hands are typing but my heart is saying ‘No, don’t do it’! It does hurt you know!

Well it doesn’t probably hurt anyone else, but for me there is definately heartache involved. As most are aware I don’t offer discounts often. Maybe I need a doctor! I must be ill to even consider it!

But anyway, dragonflies are my thing. I have a LOT of patterns featuring them and I have many more to come.

Yes, yes I am getting to the discount code, have patience!

This September there will be an exciting launch of a new blanket featuring them and to be honest I am a little chuffed with myself as I did manage to teach my dragonflies to do a new trick, but you will have to wait till September to see what that may be.

Shortly after that I have a couple of other dragonfly designs that I will publish. The drawing board has several more just waiting for their turn to come to life and soar into the crochet world, on gossamer wings.

BUT, I have decided to let my precious dragonfly patterns go out into the world with a discount code of 10% off on ravelry only. If the title of the pattern has the word ‘Dragonfly’ in it then it is on offer for 10% discount. This spans the whole of my designs from my basic dragonflies, (when I began designing) to my latest designs which feature my own exclusive dragonfly, unique to Auburncraft Crochet Designs. If you see the same stitch combo used by someone else you will know where it began.

So make haste to ravelry as this discount will only be available for 3 days. USE THE CODE ‘adoptadragonfly’. And take one of these home to be your own!

CLICK THE PHOTO TO THE RIGHT WITH MY DRAGONFLIES TO BE TAKEN TO RAVELRY!!!!!

And if you have not subscribed to my webpage then you are missing out on the best discount codes when I launch a pattern. Sign up so they come to your email.

The Australian Way!

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Upon checking the letterbox today I discover a box jammed into it by our postie. Firstly I wondered at why they jammed it into the letterbox when we have a parcel fridge around 1 foot away, but they did.

Then I start to ponder which of my online purchases are in this 7 inch by 7 inch box. With my excitement building I rushed into the house to prise open this wonderous parcel.

Is it yarn, or could it be yarn. Maybe it's yarn!

I am thinking a few balls of yarn could fit inside this box but then I should have factored the 'Australian way' into my calculations. And to be honest I did forget my enormous purchase of ONE lipstick in the colour Gangsta Wrap. But then in my defence who would really consider that someone would package ONE lipstick into a 7 inch x 7 inch box.

Like really! They could have at least stuffed some yarn around the sides of it to pack it out. You could fit at least 4 skeins of yarn in there too! Yeah, you would think so!

A Visit from the Hobbii Fairies!

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Fairies have been working overtime of late dropping goodies off.

I had a visit from the Hobbii fairy today. He said he was the postman, but I know that is just a clever disguise to cover his real occupation and to be honest I am sure I saw some gossamer wings peeking out from under his uniform. At least I think it was that, as if not the poor fellow has a very strange hair issue going on that I just don't want to know about!

But back to my Hobbiiness! I danced into the house and ripped open the parcel to lay my eyes (for the very first time as I have never had Hobbii before) upon a wonder of wonders.

These almost look too good to use!

Hobbii had also thrown in what I think may be a tiny light saber? I know I was discussing online recently that I may end up in a fight with Darth Vader. Who knows with the internet listening in on every word these days. Well whatever! I will now also be set to take on any storm troopers or Darth Vader if he appears! I have just gotta figure out how to work it!

GREEN, DO WE REALLY NEED IT?

The colour green and I are not the best of friends!

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I use it at times and I am actually using it at the moment as a request, but we will never really see eye to eye on life and things in general!

Sure I guess green has its place in the world, although personally I think that trees and grass would do very well in a lovely shade of purple!

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Do we really need green yarn?

I do find it harder working in green as I tend to procrastinate. My eyes keep wandering to the partially done blanket sitting in the corner in lovely purples and pinks.

No! I must not pick it up! I must stay focused. It’s only a bit of green and I will get through this trial!

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Bendigo woollen Mill 4ply Cotton in the colour fruit tingle

I can see myself dancing my way through life without the colour green daring to damage my eyes with its presence. Do we really need green? I think not!

Maybe I shall become like the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland and demand that all greenery be painted in a tasteful purple colour. Anyone caught consorting with the colour green and it shall be proclaimed ‘off with their head’.

It’s not too much to ask is it!

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my latest design. flowers don’t tell but i do blanket.

The pattern is available on my webpage. Go to premium patterns and then blankets.

It All Starts Out So Innocently!

A Helpful Guide to Managing Your Yarn Stash Hobby/Addiction/Disorder/Problem!

And so the crochet JOURNEY begins!

You decide to take up a hobby and get creative! Crochet sounds good, doesn't it? You begin to search online for helpful tutorials and join a group of like minded beings who can guide you on this wonderous journey.

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DAY 1: THE CHANGE BEGINS. After reading up on what you need to begin, you head to your LYS and frugally select a ball of yarn and a hook.

Day 3: After a couple of hours spent with your new hobby you decide that you don't have the necessary supplies in order to continue on this wonderful JOURNEY! Heading back to the yarn store you decide to treat yourself to several balls of yarn in several different colours. These will be all you need!

Day 13: By now you are feeling a bit masterful of this new hobby and feel that you need to expand your knowledge further. New stitches must be tried. None of the yarn you have is going to work. Back to the LYS you go and spend 2 hours fondling the yarn and exclaiming how wonderous it is. You end up selecting a trolley full of the wonderous fibre. You also stop and buy a number of storage containers to keep these treasures safe.

Day 21: You now belong to at least a dozen online groups for crochet. You have started trawling marketplace web groups and find several posts about private yarn sales which you feel you must attend. You rush to the address and manage to beat an elderly woman in a walking frame to the huge yarn collection and even though she is crying you know your need is greater. You also spot a tasteful yarn tote (which you ripped from the grip of the previously mentioned old ladies fragile grasp) so you can now take your crochet with you wherever you go.

Day 25: Today is dedicated to ensuring your yarn pattern library is equal to the yarn stash and 5000 patterns is NOT too much. You also managed a few hours of crochet and taught the whole family to NEVER, NEVER speak when you are counting.

Day 28: The last stage of metaphorphis. A few days back you discovered online yarn stores and very sensibly took out a loan from the bank to purchase while the yarn happened to be on sale. The truck arrived today with all your yarn. The metaphorphis is now complete.

Welcome to the Crochet Family!!!

Disclaimer: No elderly ladies with fragile hands were harmed in this journey, although some harrassment of yarn delivery drivers did occur!


Auburn Flowers Soap Saver Discount Code!

Super fast little project that is a great last minute gift!

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A little pre- Christmas discount for my subscribers awaits on ravelry. and get a huge 30% off. This is exclusive to my subscribers. Links to the pattern can be found via my webpage in the premium pattern section under the section ‘Other Patterns’ If you want to recceive discount codes for future pattern launches then please subscribe to my webpage.

I will also pop up a post in Two Redheads Crochet Group, with a code for a limited amount of freebies, but these will go quickly, so keep an eye out for the post if you are a member of Two Redheads.

I hope everyone has a wonderful break this Christmas no matter how you choose to celebrate and thank you for supporting me and my crochet this year!

A selection from my pattern testers.  Bethany Colhoff. (Top Right) Farmers Yarn Cotton 8/4 in bright pink from Hobbii.Kristina Kirk (bottom centre right) Premier Yarn.Jane Wynne (centre bottom left). Bendigo Woollen Mill Cotton 4 Ply  (click here fo…

A selection from my pattern testers.

Bethany Colhoff. (Top Right) Farmers Yarn Cotton 8/4 in bright pink from Hobbii.

Kristina Kirk (bottom centre right) Premier Yarn.

Jane Wynne (centre bottom left). Bendigo Woollen Mill Cotton 4 Ply (click here for supplier)

Shirley Anne Streep (top left). Made by me yarn.

Christy Allen (top centre). I Love This Yarn in Aqua Sparkle.

Bronwyn Bellwood (bottom left). Raseesh Bamboo

Sonia Scothern (bottom right)

Victorian Christmas Bauble

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Put your hand up if you love a freebie!

The pattern for this Christmas bauble is now available on my webpage for free in US terms.

A pdf copy can be purchased on my webpage or on ravelry in both US and UK terms.

This is a great stash buster to use up those part balls of yarn you may have floating around.

You can really play with being creative by adding artificial flowers, glitter and anything you can fit inside these glass baubles.

The patttern is designed to suit a 4 inch glass bauble, but do check your gauge to ensure your work will fit.

The free pattern can be found via my Freebies section on my webpage.

Enjoy!

A Crochet Roundup- 8 Fabulous Fall/Spring Shawls

Depending upon where you find yourself in this vast world of ours, it is either Fall or Spring. Regardless of which, it is time for Shawls!

I have complied a list of 8 simply fabulous shawls designed by some amazing designers from all different parts of the world and yes, I threw one of my own favourites in there for good measure.

Click on the heading of this post in purple, to be taken to the dedicated roundup page which features each shawl and provides the links.

Designers featured in the roundup:

  1. MTP Designs

  2. Flo’s Crafty Crochet

  3. Auburncraft Crochet Design

  4. The Crochet Fix

  5. The Naeve Collection

  6. Through The Loop Yarn Craft

  7. Briana K Designs

  8. Jolie Knots

So let’s go around the world in 8 Shawls!

I hope you find one that is just right for you!

Click the purple Heading to be taken to the roundup page and pattern links!

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If I Want Flowers I Shall Have Them Blanket Blog Post

A bunch of flowers will eventually wilt and die, making them an unpractical gift.  But the pleasure they bring makes them a treasure to behold. Flowers make us smile!

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I am super excited about this blanket! The pattern can be found in my premium pattern seciton under blankets. I am having issues with linking the blog to the main pages so cannot link it.

Several months in the design stage. Then in the hands of my very capable testers for 5 weeks and here it is!

I do have to say that I think a new crochet hat is going to be a necessity as my head has grown a few sizes, simply due to the feedback from all of my hard working pattern testers. Yes, I do know a couple of them did feel a bit like throttling me at times but we all got there in the end.

Now let’s get back to how incredibly puffed up with my own self importance I am feeling with this beauty. I really must get all this down in writing before I have to start fielding calls for Tv appearances etc as they are bound to be knocking down my door just wanting a glimpse of this blanket for themselves. Maybe I need to hire guards for it!

Oh, dear, does that mean that paranoia is beginning to creep up on me! Of course not!

But in all seriousness I am rather happy with the end results on this one.

About The Blanket:

I used 6 balls of Bendigo Woollen Mills Dk cotton in approx.  2700m/2952.7yd total.

If you have not tried this yarn then do think about it as this is lovely to work with and super soft. I would rate it as a thinner Dk yarn.

The blanket is comprised mostly of simple stitches. The flower stems are made using front post stitches in an overlay. Popcorn stitches form the flower heads.

Now a bit about my pattern testers!

I am blessed with a bevy of super, incredible pattern testers, who go above and beyond to ensure any silly boo, boos (errors) I may have made are eradicated from the pattern.

The blankets they have produced during this test have their own personal stamp on them. Colour selection, yarn selection and one industrious tester used colour change on the flower with brilliant results. So thank you to:

MJ Rose, Elika Rivera, Stephanie Joann Nolasco, Sallyanne Fisher, Cindy Cary, Simone Howes and Amanda Haynes

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